Come on in
That stupid firewall thing is so annoying. It's constantly making it hard to use important software, such as online games and file-sharing networks. Life is so much easier with the firewall turned off.

Don't leave home without it
That big hard drive on the laptop is great. Everything that's important is on there. But don’t worry about encrypting that data--you'll never lose your laptop.

Equal access
These Internet kiosks in public places sure are handy. Isn't it great that you can access company e-mail and shares from these systems? Hey, is that Sue from your old high school? Go on over and say, "hi;" the next person along will probably log out of your company systems for you.

Fresh and clean anti-virus
Your response to questions about anti-virus protection is, "Of course. I use Right Guard!" And you don't really need to go through all the bother of anti-virus software. After all, if you don't know about he viruses, they can't hurt you.

Gone phishing
Uh-oh it looks like something is wrong with your Pay-pal account. It's a little strange that this e-mail doesn't use your name, like most messages from Pay-pal do, and that it's full of misspellings. But hey, why worry? The site it sent you to kind of looks like a regular Papal, site. Just hope for the best and enter your name and password.

I’m rich!
Lucky you- a Nigerian prince is going to give you untold millions of dollars, and all you need to do is send him thousands of dollars first. What a great deal!

Keep close attachments
Look, someone you never heard of sent you an e-mail that says, "Check out this fun game!" Someone stranger on the Internet would never send you something that would harm you, right?

My Password is 'password'
The easiest thing to remember for a password is your own name, right? Or you could write your password on a Post-it on your monitor. And remember, if an application comes with a default password, that must mean it's pretty good password. No need to change that.

Patch this
Your TV, stove and stereo don't need constant patches and updates. So don't listen to naysayers who contend that PC has so many holes in it that you should put it in a ham sandwich.

The Web is your playground
Wow, this weird site full of advertising and with strange letters at the end of the URL sure has some cool applications for download! And you are sure that new Scarlett Johansson screen saver won't do anything bad to your system.

Wide-open networks
That new wireless network lets you surf from anywhere. And it's especially easy to use when you don't have any security turned on and all your systems are sharing lots of files and documents openly. ...Hey that car sure has been parked outside a long time.

You're such a trusting soul
You just got a call from Guy Smith in corporate IT. He said he needs all your log-in and password information in order to test out a new company system. Normally Kathy down the hall handles al your IT stuff, but this Guy seems to know what he's doing, and Kathy is awfully busy. Go ahead and help Guy out.